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quotes[1] = "Fry: 'Oh my God, it's the future. My parents, my co-workers, my girlfriend, i'll never see any of them again. Yahoo!'"
quotes[2] = "Leela: 'Ok, if everyones finished being stupid'<br>Fry: 'I had more, but go on'"
quotes[3] = "Fry: 'Thinking hurts him, maybe i can think of a way to use that'"
quotes[4] = "Fry: 'Leela, give me a topic'<br>Leela: 'Duhhh...'<br>Fry: 'Seriously, I can't think of anything'"
quotes[5] = "Fry: 'I just made out with that radiator woman from the Radiator Planet!'<br>Leela: 'Fry, that was a radiator.'"
quotes[6] = "Fry: 'They're like sex, except I'm having them!'"
quotes[7] = "Fry: 'Alright bird, you thought you could beat me in a game of wits. Well you just met your equal.'"
quotes[8] = "Amy: 'We're all going to die'<br>Fry: 'Wait, i'll be back in a minuite' *Flush* <br>Leela: 'You did it Fry'<br>Fry: 'Did what?'"
quotes[9] = "Bender: 'And now, a man who needs no introduction' *Silence* 'Fry, get up there!'"
quotes[10] = "Leela: 'Young Hubert learned to read while he was still in dypers, at age 8'"
quotes[11] = "Hermes: 'Up yours Zoidberg, up wherever your species traditionally crams things.'"
quotes[12] = "Fry: 'Hey, you have no right to criticize the 20th century! We gave the world the light bulb, the steam boat and the cotton gin.'"
quotes[13] = "Fry + Bender: 'You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em, you can chew 'em, you can stick 'em and if you promise not to sue us you can shove one up your nose'"
quotes[14] = "Worm King: 'He's bluffing. No creature would willingly make an idiot out of itself.' <br>Fry: 'Obviously you've never been in love.'"
quotes[15] = "Fry: 'The Breakfast Club soundtrack. I can't wait until I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff.'"
quotes[16] = "Fry: 'In my time we didn't depend on hi-tech gadgets like you do, we didn't need a mechanical washing unit to wash our clothes, we just used a washing machine'"
quotes[17] = "Fry: 'The important thing is, we're all together for Xmas. And even though I'm surrounded by robots and monsters and old people, I've never felt more at home.'"
quotes[18] = "Fry: 'I never thought it would end this way: gunned down by Santa Claus. Honestly, I didn't see it coming.'"
quotes[19] = "Fry: 'Take that one, and that one. This sentence I don’t understand, but take this one.'"
quotes[20] = "Fry: 'There, finished' <br>Leela: 'Wouldn't it work better if the wheels were round?'<br>Fry: 'It's my invention we do it my way'"
quotes[21] = "Mom: 'You broke my heart Hubert' <br>Prof: 'And you broke mine, granted that was three or four hearts ago'"
quotes[22] = "Fry: 'Hey, what smells like blue?'"
quotes[23] = "Fry: 'Ok,ok, I'll take the 500 lizards. No wait, yes, no, yes, Yes, yes! THE PARROT'"
quotes[24] = "Amy: 'Ay-argh Leela's gonna kill me'<br>Bender: 'Naa, she'll probably make me do it'"
quotes[25] = "Fry: 'You're a bender right, we can get outta here, all you have to do is bend the bars!'<br>Bender: 'Dream on skin-tube, i'm only programmed to bend for constructive purposes, what do i look like, a de-bender?'"
quotes[26] = "Fry: 'Who cares what you're programmed for? If someone programmed you to jump off a cliff would you do it?'<br>Bender: 'I'll have to check my program...............yep!'"
quotes[27] = "Fry: 'Wow, you got that off the internet! In my day the internet was only used to download pornography'"
quotes[28] = "Leela: 'Pleeeese, Big Z'"
quotes[29] = "Fry: 'Oh crud, i always thought by this point i'd be the one making the crank calls'"
quotes[30] = "Zoidberg: 'They said i probably shouldn't be a surgeon'      Professor:'They poo-pooed my electric frank-furter'<br>Leela: 'They said i probably shouldn't fly with just one eye'      Bender: 'I am Bender, please insert girder'"
quotes[31] = "Fry: 'Wow, there's a million aliens, i've never seen anything so mindblowing.....Oooh, a reception table with muffins!'"
quotes[32] = "Zapp: 'Back when i was captain all i asked from my men was their complete loyalty, if i had that then for all i care they could sit around all day drinking beer in their underpants' <br>Bender: 'Beer?'<br>Fry: 'Underpants?'"
quotes[33] = "Fry: 'Wow Bender, are you and the ship an item? I mean i know you're both items but how can you date a ship anyway? <BR>It'd be like me dating a really fat lady and living inside her and she'd be all like neeau-weeeedd-wisisou'"
quotes[34] = "Fry: 'Wow, letters like U and R can mean words like You and Are! Here Leela, U R 2 Cute'<br>Leela: 'Perhaps, what's your point?'"
quotes[35] = "Fry: ''I love you' too conventional, 'You're my man' Ooh, so close'"
quotes[36] = "Leela: 'What was that?'<br>Fry: 'Mabe we hit a space cow'"
quotes[37] = "Leela: 'Doesn't it bother you even a little to be taking advantage of your girlfriend's trust?'<br>Bender: 'Ahahahaha, oh wait, you're serious, let me laugh even harder, <B>AHAHAHAHAHA</B>'"





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