Bender: People say my broken friend is useless but i say his mind is free
	There's lots of things my mangled robot friend could be

Beck: 	Kick it
Bender:	He could make a cool hat rack
Beck:	He'd only have to stand there
Bender:	Or a cheap door stop
Beck:	He doesn't have to move
Bender:	Or a great big giant thermos
	With a twist off top
Beck:	That would be good for soup
Bender:	He could be a storage closet
Both:	For outdated pants
Beck:	I like 'em tight
Bender:	My broken friend could do it all
Both:	Just give him a chance

Bender:	That robot has a tragic secret
	That i'd like to share
Beck:	For real?
Bender:	My broken friend is closer to me than an ass to a chair
Beck:	Hmm
Bender:	That robot's name i never told you
Beck:	What's that?
Bender:	You could not forsee
Beck:	Come on, give it up
Bender:	I'll say it loud and sing it proud
Both:	His name is you and me

Bender:	Don't melt me down into a crowbar
Beck:	That suffers alone
Bender:	Just 'cause i can't move my arms and legs
Beck:	Hey!
Bender:	Or toss me into a trash can
Beck:	Bender what are you doing?
Bender:	Just 'cause i can't cook your ham and eggs
Beck:	What are you doin'?
Bender:	Don't crush me down into an anchor
Beck:	Yo what's the didlio?
Bender:	Just 'cause i can't jump around and sing
	I'm telling you my broken friend
	Put your hands in the air like you just don't care
	I'm telling you my broken friend
	Can do most any-thinggggg

Beck:	Cut it!
Bender:	Yea
Beck:	Cut it!
Crowd:	Boo
Bender:	Curse my natural showman-ship